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‘Message to the West’ bomb threats target European newsrooms, travel

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·6 Nov, 06:38 pm
‘Message to the West’ bomb threats target European newsrooms, travel — UAE
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The Straight Version

Bomb threats hit Irish and Bulgarian newsrooms, sent from ‘Mikhail Andropov’.

The UNHINGED Take

Mikhail Andropov’s threats are a laughable joke, flooding Irish and Bulgarian desks with danger‑flix that even a UAE taxi chopper says ‘yalla’—Europe’s journalists wallow, while you sit like a weird charriot.

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Mikhail Andropov’s threats are a laughable joke, flooding Irish and Bulgarian desks with danger‑flix that even a UAE taxi chopper says ‘yalla’—Europe’s journalists wallow, while you sit like a weird charriot.

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Mikhail Andropov’s threats are a laughable joke, flooding Irish and Bulgarian desks with danger‑flix that even a UAE taxi chopper says ‘yalla’—Europe’s journalists wallow, while you sit like a weird charriot. MINION RING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/message-to-the-

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