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Russia’s land gains in Ukraine dwindle as its diesel reportedly goes unsold

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·6 Nov, 06:23 pm
Russia’s land gains in Ukraine dwindle as its diesel reportedly goes unsold — UAE
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The Straight Version

Russia’s gains in Ukraine shrink because US traders refuse Trump’s diesel deal with Putin.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow’s diesel tank is a fat, munted grave; Trump’s deal spilled like a chef’s burnt stew, leaving Putin gasping for burn-proof fuel.

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INSCRUTABLE SNAIL / 10

Moscow’s diesel tank is a fat, munted grave; Trump’s deal spilled like a chef’s burnt stew, leaving Putin gasping for burn-proof fuel.

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Moscow’s diesel tank is a fat, munted grave; Trump’s deal spilled like a chef’s burnt stew, leaving Putin gasping for burn-proof fuel. INSCRUTABLE SNAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/russias-land-gains-in-ukraine-dwindle-as-its #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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