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Jerusalem Daily: Settler pogroms in Hebron

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 03:10 pm
Jerusalem Daily: Settler pogroms in Hebron — UAE
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The Straight Version

Israel’s president consults party leaders on forming a government, as Israeli forces attack Palestinians in Gaza.

The UNHINGED Take

"Jerusalem Daily: Settler pogroms in Hebron" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Jerusalem Daily: Settler pogroms in Hebron" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Jerusalem Daily: Settler pogroms in Hebron" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/jerusalem-daily-settler-pogroms-in-hebron #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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