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Spain: At least 64 dead in high-speed train crash

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช UAEยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 02:33 pm
Spain: At least 64 dead in high-speed train crash โ€” UAE
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The Straight Version

In Spain, a high-speed train slammed into the rear of another train that had stopped, derailing two cars and killing at least 64 people on Wednesday, October 28. The central governmentโ€™s office for Castilla La Mancha confirmed the death toll had risen. It is the second major train accident in Spain this year.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Spain: "Spain: At least 64 dead in high-speed train crash". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Spain: "Spain: At least 64 dead in high-speed train crash".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Spain: "Spain: At least 64 dead in high-speed train crash". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/spain-at-least-64-dead-in-high-speed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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