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Spain: Dozens killed after one high-speed train slams into another

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช UAEยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 02:34 pm
Spain: Dozens killed after one high-speed train slams into another โ€” UAE
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The Straight Version

Spain suffered its second deadly high-speed train accident this year when one train on Wednesday, October 28, slammed into another that had stopped on the tracks, with the impact shredding cars and killing at least 64 people. The accident comes with memories still fresh of another crash between high-speed trains in southern Spain in January. France 24's correspondent in Madrid Sarah Morris gives us the latest.

The UNHINGED Take

"Spain: Dozens killed after one high-speed train slams into another" โ€” absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Spain: Dozens killed after one high-speed train slams into another" โ€” absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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