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US sanctions Indian and Turkish firms accused of helping Iran

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 09:57 am
US sanctions Indian and Turkish firms accused of helping Iran — UAE
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The Straight Version

The US Treasury sanctioned an Indian couple for faking ship registries to disguise Iranian oil tankers.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being such a munted scammer you try to trick the US Treasury with a paper boat registry from Laos. Absolute cooked behavior that deserves a one-way ticket to a concrete box.

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NEGATIVE BRAIN CELLS / 10

Imagine being such a munted scammer you try to trick the US Treasury with a paper boat registry from Laos.

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