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Why is the western US still counting votes after election day?

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 02:35 pm
Why is the western US still counting votes after election day? — UAE
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The Straight Version

US officials keep counting ballots in the West months after the election.

The UNHINGED Take

Western US still counting votes? Like a toddler counting spoons at a buffet—praising ignorance while democracy sleeps in endless paperwork.

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Western US still counting votes?

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