The Straight Version
An Adelaide activist has been arrested and charged for stalking South Australian MP Nat Cook.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking an MP is worth the effort of catching a stalking charge. This absolute muppet needs to find a hobby that doesn't end with a mugshot and zero self-respect.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE COOKED LUNATIC / 10
Imagine thinking an MP is worth the effort of catching a stalking charge.
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Imagine thinking an MP is worth the effort of catching a stalking charge. ABSOLUTE COOKED LUNATIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/adelaide-activist-charged-with-stalking-south-australian-mp #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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