The Straight Version
The Federal Government faces mounting pressure to slash spending in next month's budget update amid rising inflation.
The UNHINGED Take
Canberra's finest muppets are panicking because they've pissed away the national piggy bank and now expect us to foot the bill for their absolute incompetence. Pure cooked behaviour from these professional swindlers.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BUDGETARY DISASTER / 10
Canberra's finest muppets are panicking because they've pissed away the national piggy bank and now expect us to foot the bill for their absolute incompetence.
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Canberra's finest muppets are panicking because they've pissed away the national piggy bank and now expect us to foot the bill for their absolute incompetence. COLOSSAL BUDGETARY DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/pressure-on-government-for-budget-update-amid-sp
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