The Straight Version
The Hayes brothers and jockey Nash Rawiller secured a double feature win at Rosehill's Five Diamonds day.
The UNHINGED Take
The Hayes boys and Nash are just professional pickpockets in silks, fleecing punters while acting like they discovered fire. Absolute pack of seagulls hovering over a pile of prize money.
The Bottom Line
PROFESSIONAL GAMBLING TRASH / 10
The Hayes boys and Nash are just professional pickpockets in silks, fleecing punters while acting like they discovered fire.
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The Hayes boys and Nash are just professional pickpockets in silks, fleecing punters while acting like they discovered fire. PROFESSIONAL GAMBLING TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/lindsay-park-and-rawiller-mastermind-five-diamonds-day #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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