The Straight Version
The Australian sharemarket soared the most since April as the Democrats’ sweeping US election victory fuelled optimism the Iran war could end soon, sending oil prices plunging.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ASX surges in $80b midterms relief rally as oil slumps; NAB dives, NextDC soars: "ASX surges in $80b midterms relief rally as oil slumps; NAB dives, NextDC soars". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ASX surges in $80b midterms relief rally as oil slumps; NAB dives, NextDC soars: "ASX surges in $80b midterms relief rally as oil slumps; NAB dives, NextDC soars".
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