The Straight Version
Department store giant David Jones has fallen into voluntary administration after 188 years of business.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at David Jones collapses into voluntary administration speedrunning total brain death: "David Jones collapses into voluntary administration". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at David Jones collapses into voluntary administration speedrunning total brain death: "David Jones collapses into voluntary administration".
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