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Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie and more attend Chanel runway in Sydney

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 07:20 am
Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie and more attend Chanel runway in Sydney — Australia
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The Straight Version

Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie, and other stars hit Sydney’s Barangaroo for Chanel’s first runway in Australia.

The UNHINGED Take

Kidman and Robbie strutted like mobbers on payday, while Chanel’s runway felt like a ten-dollar pizza stall at a funeral. Fashion's elites turned up to point out more celebrity drama than actual threads.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Kidman and Robbie strutted like mobbers on payday, while Chanel’s runway felt like a ten-dollar pizza stall at a funeral.

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Kidman and Robbie strutted like mobbers on payday, while Chanel’s runway felt like a ten-dollar pizza stall at a funeral. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/nicole-kidman-margot-robbie-and-more-attend-chanel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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