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Australia vs South Africa LIVE: Cummins breaks through as tourists handed gift by Proteas

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·30 Oct, 10:01 am
Australia vs South Africa LIVE: Cummins breaks through as tourists handed gift by Proteas — Australia
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The Straight Version

Australia chases quick wickets against South Africa on day four of the third Test in Cape Town.

The UNHINGED Take

The Proteas are choking harder than a tourist on a meat pie. Watching South Africa gift-wrap this match to Cummins is more embarrassing than a public schoolboy's first pub session.

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ABSOLUTE MUNTED PERFORMANCE / 10

The Proteas are choking harder than a tourist on a meat pie.

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