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Concerns for welfare of two Australians after Spanish train crash

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·30 Oct, 09:47 am
Concerns for welfare of two Australians after Spanish train crash — Australia
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The Straight Version

Two Australians are receiving consular assistance following a train collision in Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying halfway across the globe just to get turned into a human snag on a Spanish railway. Absolute muppets probably thought they could outrun a locomotive on a budget holiday.

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Imagine flying halfway across the globe just to get turned into a human snag on a Spanish railway.

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Imagine flying halfway across the globe just to get turned into a human snag on a Spanish railway. MUNTED COMMUTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/concerns-for-welfare-of-two-australians-after-spanish #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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