The Straight Version
Adelaide Crows player Josh Worrell has pleaded guilty to hitting a pedestrian with his vehicle.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a professional athlete and still lacking the basic hand-eye coordination to avoid hitting a stationary human on the road. Absolute cooked performance from a total muppet.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD DRIVER / 10
Imagine being a professional athlete and still lacking the basic hand-eye coordination to avoid hitting a stationary human on the road.
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Imagine being a professional athlete and still lacking the basic hand-eye coordination to avoid hitting a stationary human on the road. BRAIN DEAD DRIVER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/crows-star-pleads-guilty-to-hitting-pedestrian-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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