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Beau Lamarre-Condon trial live updates: prosecution begins cross-examination of double murder accused

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·6 Nov, 02:30 am
Beau Lamarre-Condon trial live updates: prosecution begins cross-examination of double murder accused — Australia
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The Straight Version

Beau Lamarre‑Condon stood in court, claiming he was an accidental UberEats hoser, not a double killer.

The UNHINGED Take

Says he was a delivery‑hoodie hero, but turns out he’d worn his revenge. UberEats, give me a refund; this is a murder!

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The Bottom Line

STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10

Says he was a delivery‑hoodie hero, but turns out he’d worn his revenge.

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Says he was a delivery‑hoodie hero, but turns out he’d worn his revenge. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/beau-lamarre-condon-trial-live-updates-prosecution-begins #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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