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Injured MP Helen Haines's condition improved to 'stable'

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·6 Nov, 02:41 am
Injured MP Helen Haines's condition improved to 'stable' — Australia
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The Straight Version

The independent MP, who lost both of her legs due to injuries suffered in last month's alleged attack, had previously been "serious but stable".

The UNHINGED Take

"Injured MP Helen Hainess condition improved to stable" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Injured MP Helen Hainess condition improved to stable" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Injured MP Helen Hainess condition improved to stable" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/injured-mp-helen-hainess-condition-improved-to-stable #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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