The Straight Version
While Perth's property prices have dropped in the past three months, the real risk to people with mortgages is not negative equity but losing their job.
The UNHINGED Take
"With Perths property prices falling, job loss is the real risk" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"With Perths property prices falling, job loss is the real risk" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"With Perths property prices falling, job loss is the real risk" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/with-perths-property-prices-falling-job-loss-is #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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