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From Monday, police will be texting family violence offenders

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·6 Nov, 02:44 am
From Monday, police will be texting family violence offenders — Australia
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The Straight Version

ACT police will start sending text messages to people subject to family violence-related bail conditions or family violence orders from Monday onwards, but not everyone in the sector is convinced it will be effective.

The UNHINGED Take

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