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Besieged Labor MP’s alleged debts mount under fresh legal threat

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 10:44 am
Besieged Labor MP’s alleged debts mount under fresh legal threat — Australia
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The Straight Version

Labor MP Jagadish Krishnan faces a $1.93 million debt demand from the Guatam family business, AvidSys.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being an MP and still failing at basic arithmetic this hard. Krishnan is burning cash faster than a bogan at a pokies lounge, absolute cooked unit.

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The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL TRAIN WRECK / 10

Imagine being an MP and still failing at basic arithmetic this hard.

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