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Woman charged with stalking Greens senator Jordon Steele-John granted bail, ordered to surrender passport

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·5 Nov, 11:03 am
Woman charged with stalking Greens senator Jordon Steele-John granted bail, ordered to surrender passport — Australia
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The Straight Version

A Perth woman was charged with stalking and extorting Greens senator Jordon Steele-John.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so utterly cooked you try to extort a politician who spends his life dodging his own party's internal meltdowns. Absolute loose unit behavior that belongs in the bin.

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BRAIN ROT SPECIAL / 10

Imagine being so utterly cooked you try to extort a politician who spends his life dodging his own party's internal meltdowns.

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