The Straight Version
An elderly crossing guard was hospitalized after an alleged assault in a fast food car park.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a low-life oxygen thief you pick a fight with a crossing guard over a shitty burger. Truly peak feral bogan energy, absolute bottom-feeding scum.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD FERALS / 10
Imagine being such a low-life oxygen thief you pick a fight with a crossing guard over a shitty burger.
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Imagine being such a low-life oxygen thief you pick a fight with a crossing guard over a shitty burger. BRAIN DEAD FERALS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/crossing-guard-allegedly-attacked-in-fast-food-car #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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