The Straight Version
Gov Gavin Newsom commutes sentences for over 500 death row inmates.
The UNHINGED Take
Newsom’s global glitch: he swapped 500 death row cases for selfie-streets, thinking he’s the benevolent hero. He’s a walking joke, bribing remorse with a big‑hearted swagger while the inmates beg for time.
The Bottom Line
COWARD'S SPARK / 10
Newsom’s global glitch: he swapped 500 death row cases for selfie-streets, thinking he’s the benevolent hero.
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Newsom’s global glitch: he swapped 500 death row cases for selfie-streets, thinking he’s the benevolent hero. COWARD'S SPARK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/california-governor-commutes-sentences-of-more-than-500 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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