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Cheese theft becomes rife among Europe's gangsters

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 10:53 am
Cheese theft becomes rife among Europe's gangsters — Australia
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The Straight Version

Europe faces a cheese theft crisis while Google destroys Finnish forests for data centers.

The UNHINGED Take

Google is nuking forests for server farms while French crims are hijacking camembert shipments like common munted bogans. Absolute clown world where the planet burns so we can watch processed trash faster.

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TOTAL LUNATIC BEHAVIOUR / 10

Google is nuking forests for server farms while French crims are hijacking camembert shipments like common munted bogans.

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Google is nuking forests for server farms while French crims are hijacking camembert shipments like common munted bogans. TOTAL LUNATIC BEHAVIOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/cheese-theft-becomes-rife-among-europes-gangsters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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