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Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:30 pm
Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms — Australia
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The Straight Version

Democrats plotting to launch investigations into Trump’s assets post-midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats ready to stab Trump’s vault, dodge White House smokescreens, and slither into Epstein‑sized cat‑whispering, $stack‑pumping vanity piles. Their audit plans scream: 'Tidy this rotten circus, pal!'

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CERTIFIED BRAINROT / 10

Democrats ready to stab Trump’s vault, dodge White House smokescreens, and slither into Epstein‑sized cat‑whispering, $stack‑pumping vanity piles.

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Democrats ready to stab Trump’s vault, dodge White House smokescreens, and slither into Epstein‑sized cat‑whispering, $stack‑pumping vanity piles. CERTIFIED BRAINROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/family-wealth-epstein-vanity-projects-how-democrats-plan #NZElection20

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