The Straight Version
France has 200k new skin cancer cases yearly but half its derms are retiring while only 100 pull through.
The UNHINGED Take
Fizzing with complacency, France’s doc corps shrinks like a soggy baguette – half retire, only 100 new recruits. Patients queue for a miracle sleeve while the department turns to an underground R1 lab.
The Bottom Line
CANNIBAL CLINIC / 10
Fizzing with complacency, France’s doc corps shrinks like a soggy baguette – half retire, only 100 new recruits.
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Fizzing with complacency, France’s doc corps shrinks like a soggy baguette – half retire, only 100 new recruits. CANNIBAL CLINIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/frances-dermatology-crisis-patients-desperate-for-appointments #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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