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Common sense prevails over politics on the railway line

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·31 Oct, 10:00 am
Common sense prevails over politics on the railway line — Australia
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The Straight Version

Premier Chris Minns backflipped on his controversial rail timetable changes following widespread public backlash.

The UNHINGED Take

Minns realized he was pissing off every commuter in Sydney and folded faster than a cheap beach chair. Absolute muppet can't even hold a train schedule together for a week.

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SPINELESS CLOWN SHOW / 10

Minns realized he was pissing off every commuter in Sydney and folded faster than a cheap beach chair.

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