The Straight Version
Global delegates are meeting in Turkey for Cop31 climate talks while the United States remains completely absent.
The UNHINGED Take
Another fortnight of private jets and five-star buffets for globalist muppets to solve the planet's heat by doing absolutely nothing. The world is burning, but at least the suits are well-fed.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10
Another fortnight of private jets and five-star buffets for globalist muppets to solve the planet's heat by doing absolutely nothing.
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Another fortnight of private jets and five-star buffets for globalist muppets to solve the planet's heat by doing absolutely nothing. COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/cop31-what-is-at-stake-at-the-un #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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