The Straight Version
Australia secured COP31 hosting rights after a petty dispute with Turkey, choosing to hold negotiations in Antalya.
The UNHINGED Take
Albo fought like a munted toddler for the hosting rights only to bail on the actual work. It is an absolute gutless farce from a PM who treats global diplomacy like a quick stopover at a servo.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KANGAROO COURT / 10
Albo fought like a munted toddler for the hosting rights only to bail on the actual work.
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Albo fought like a munted toddler for the hosting rights only to bail on the actual work. ABSOLUTE KANGAROO COURT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/whos-who-at-cop31-key-players-at-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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