The Straight Version
Reece Walsh scored a hat-trick as Australia defeated Samoa to reach the Rugby League World Cup final.
The UNHINGED Take
Samoa got absolutely rinsed at Allianz while the Kiwis wait to get their teeth kicked in by the Kangaroos. It’s not a final, it’s just a scheduled slaughter of those munted NZ muppets.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH / 10
Samoa got absolutely rinsed at Allianz while the Kiwis wait to get their teeth kicked in by the Kangaroos.
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Samoa got absolutely rinsed at Allianz while the Kiwis wait to get their teeth kicked in by the Kangaroos. ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/walsh-sinks-samoa-as-kangaroos-set-up-blockbuster #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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