The Straight Version
Tom Dearden scored a try against Samoa after using a dummy to beat their defensive line.
The UNHINGED Take
Samoa's defense looked like a pack of lost tourists watching a magic show. Absolute muppet-tier tackling that wouldn't stop a toddler in a pram.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10
Samoa's defense looked like a pack of lost tourists watching a magic show.
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Samoa's defense looked like a pack of lost tourists watching a magic show. ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/deardens-trademark-dummy-splits-open-samoa #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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