The Straight Version
Melbourne defeated Geelong and North Melbourne crushed Carlton in the AFLW qualifying finals at Ikon Park.
The UNHINGED Take
Geelong choked harder than a back-alley bender while Carlton’s defense folded like a cheap lawn chair. Absolute scenes of pure, unadulterated sporting incompetence.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL ABJECT EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Geelong choked harder than a back-alley bender while Carlton’s defense folded like a cheap lawn chair.
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