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Djokovic breaks Paris Masters record and sets up clash with Aussie

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·3 Nov, 08:16 pm

Djokovic breaks Paris Masters record and sets up clash with Aussie — Australia

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The Straight Version

Novak Djokovic shatters Paris Masters record, eyes Aussie Rinky Hijikata next.

The UNHINGED Take

Oi! Djokovic, age‑fucking myth, flexes giant muscles, mocking Rinky’s one‑beat crew.

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