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Trump says US will stop $5.7b in aid to Israel in surprise announcement

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·3 Nov, 08:15 pm
Trump says US will stop $5.7b in aid to Israel in surprise announcement — Australia
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The Straight Version

Trump cuts $5.7bn US aid to Israel to offload Democrats' talking point.

The UNHINGED Take

Great, the yankies ditch help to Israel while the world sours on tariff jokes – Trump's bankroll is a dumpster fire, mate.

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The Bottom Line

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Great, the yankies ditch help to Israel while the world sours on tariff jokes – Trump's bankroll is a dumpster fire, mate.

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Great, the yankies ditch help to Israel while the world sours on tariff jokes – Trump's bankroll is a dumpster fire, mate. GAMES NOT PLAYED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/trump-says-us-will-stop-5-7b-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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