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Second chances: Kangaroos to snap up discarded top-five pick

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 08:18 pm
Second chances: Kangaroos to snap up discarded top-five pick — Australia
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The Straight Version

North Melbourne snagged two delisted fringe players before free agency deadline.

The UNHINGED Take

North Melbourne snapping up two delisted stop‑gaps like mate‑bought biscuits at a charity sale—talk about soulless contracts, right?

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North Melbourne snapping up two delisted stop‑gaps like mate‑bought biscuits at a charity sale—talk about soulless contracts, right?

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