The Straight Version
Facebook users track stolen ute to paddock three hours farther.
The UNHINGED Take
Facebook's circus struts into rural Australia, "spying" a bootleg ute like a spoonsaver. Meanwhile, the farmer's luck outpaces the government's will to actually guard paddocks.
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SO-BAR-RENNERS / 10
Facebook's circus struts into rural Australia, "spying" a bootleg ute like a spoonsaver.
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Facebook's circus struts into rural Australia, "spying" a bootleg ute like a spoonsaver. SO-BAR-RENNERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/facebook-sleuths-help-border-farmer-find-stolen-ute #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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