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Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women?

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 12:15 pm
Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women? — Australia
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The Straight Version

International media are questioning the political future of the MAGA aesthetic following recent Democratic midterm election gains.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine basing your entire personality on orange fake tan and aggressive hairspray just to watch the whole circus fold. Absolute cooked units clinging to a Botoxed legacy that expired years ago.

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Imagine basing your entire personality on orange fake tan and aggressive hairspray just to watch the whole circus fold.

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Imagine basing your entire personality on orange fake tan and aggressive hairspray just to watch the whole circus fold. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/farewell-botox-heels-and-big-hair-is-this #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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