The Straight Version
Cristiano Ronaldo has officially announced his retirement from international football with the Portuguese national team.
The UNHINGED Take
The absolute unit finally realised he is just a glorified vanity project holding back the youth. Imagine hanging up the boots only after everyone got sick of watching you cry on grass.
The Bottom Line
OVERRATED NARCISSIST / 10
The absolute unit finally realised he is just a glorified vanity project holding back the youth.
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