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Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 12:21 pm
Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest — Australia
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands of workers are striking across France to demand higher wages and economic reforms.

The UNHINGED Take

The French are back at it, burning their own cities because someone didn't give them a raise. Absolute professional whingers choosing a street riot over a bloody day at the office.

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The French are back at it, burning their own cities because someone didn't give them a raise.

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The French are back at it, burning their own cities because someone didn't give them a raise. PROFESSIONAL TANTRUM THROWERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/workers-strike-across-france-hundreds-of-thousands-expected #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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