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Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·31 Oct, 06:30 pm
Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job — Australia
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The Straight Version

He’s made a fortune from being a regular guy, but Hamish Blake has decided it’s time to get some real skills.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job: "Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hamish Blake is useless.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hamish Blake is useless. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/hamish-blake-is-useless-and-hed-like-you #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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