The Straight Version
He’s made a fortune from being a regular guy, but Hamish Blake has decided it’s time to get some real skills.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job: "Hamish Blake is useless. And he’d like you to hire him for your next job". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Hamish Blake is useless.
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