The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed rallied Michigan voters in Detroit with a final pitch for universal healthcare before his Senate race.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine peddling freebie fairy tales in one of America's poorest pits while the locals can barely afford a sandwich. This absolute muppet thinks he's a savior, but he's just another careerist selling snake oil.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL DELUSIONAL GRUB / 10
Imagine peddling freebie fairy tales in one of America's poorest pits while the locals can barely afford a sandwich.
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Imagine peddling freebie fairy tales in one of America's poorest pits while the locals can barely afford a sandwich. TOTAL DELUSIONAL GRUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/hopefully-we-make-history-el-sayed-fires-up #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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