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Labor flags corruption risks for widening police DV powers

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·6 Nov, 08:39 am
Labor flags corruption risks for widening police DV powers — Australia
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The Straight Version

The Crisafulli government is expanding police domestic violence powers just one year after the initial rollout.

The UNHINGED Take

Giving these muppets more power after only twelve months is like letting a toddler drive a B-double. Absolute cooked circus act from a government allergic to common sense.

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BRAIN DEAD POLICY / 10

Giving these muppets more power after only twelve months is like letting a toddler drive a B-double.

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