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Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 07:12 am
Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race — Australia
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The Straight Version

Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race

The UNHINGED Take

"Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Oaks Day LIVE: Punters party at Oaks Day as Lloyd rides Proxima Dea to glory in $1 million race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/oaks-day-live-punters-party-at-oaks-day #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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