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Pilot accused of killing wife told wing commander about troubled marriage

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 07:07 am
Pilot accused of killing wife told wing commander about troubled marriage — Australia
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The Straight Version

The court was shown messages between Robert Crawford and his superior at the air force, discussing counselling with his wife and stress at home.

The UNHINGED Take

"Pilot accused of killing wife told wing commander about troubled marriage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Pilot accused of killing wife told wing commander about troubled marriage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Pilot accused of killing wife told wing commander about troubled marriage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/pilot-accused-of-killing-wife-told-wing-commander #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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