The Straight Version
Punters have braved the elements to pack Flemington for Derby Day on a wet and windy start to the Melbourne Cup Carnival.
The UNHINGED Take
"Punters brave the elements for Derby Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Punters brave the elements for Derby Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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