The Straight Version
A Queensland violinist was hired by Snoop Dogg to travel internationally and taste-test ice cream.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending decades mastering the violin just to end up as a glorified human sugar-meter for a burnt-out rapper. Absolute career suicide for a piece of gelato.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL CAREER CHOICES / 10
Imagine spending decades mastering the violin just to end up as a glorified human sugar-meter for a burnt-out rapper.
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