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Sports minister makes dramatic push for netball at Brisbane 2032

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 07:07 am
Sports minister makes dramatic push for netball at Brisbane 2032 — Australia
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The Straight Version

Anika Wells pushes netball into Brisbane 2032, bending event locations to save money.

The UNHINGED Take

Anika Wells kicks netball into Brisbane 2032, then grins as her budget cuts turn it into a state‑hopping scam.

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Anika Wells kicks netball into Brisbane 2032, then grins as her budget cuts turn it into a state‑hopping scam.

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Anika Wells kicks netball into Brisbane 2032, then grins as her budget cuts turn it into a state‑hopping scam. MEGA SCANDAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/sports-minister-makes-dramatic-push-for-netball-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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