The Straight Version
Chanel hosted a star-studded Cruise 2026/27 fashion show in Sydney featuring Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie and Kylie Minogue.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching celebrities parade overpriced rags through Sydney is the ultimate mid-wit flex. It is just a bunch of pampered muppets pretending a logo makes them relevant while the world burns.
The Bottom Line
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Watching celebrities parade overpriced rags through Sydney is the ultimate mid-wit flex.
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