The Straight Version
A teenager was arrested after a bashing in Ellenbrook over a stolen vape.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine catching a record for assault just to puff on some mango-flavored lung-rot. Absolute smooth-brain behavior from these Ellenbrook muppets.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD CRIMINALS / 10
Imagine catching a record for assault just to puff on some mango-flavored lung-rot.
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Imagine catching a record for assault just to puff on some mango-flavored lung-rot. BRAIN DEAD CRIMINALS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/teenager-arrested-as-wa-police-probe-horrific-ellenbrook #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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